..A story behind every frame..

..just for laughs..

Got this from a friend's blog which is rather amusing..

Something funny one of my man told me during reservist (true story):

Whilst in malaysia, his friend's GF refuse to take a dump at roadside patrol kiosks etc, so she decided to use a plastic bag and took a dump inside (dun ask me how!). After which she placed it in her LV bag and the journey continued.
When they next reach another rest point, she was taking the LV bag and wanted to go throw away the shit inside.
Suddenly a bike ZOOOOMed past and grab her bag and scooted off. The boyfriend calmly walked the gf back to the car and they left.

Can you imagine:
a) The look on the robbers face when they eagerly opened the LV bag to discover that their loot is really just CRAP ? Ahhaahaha.. puts a different perspective in the phrase "Taking a crap" doesn't it?
b) Can you imagine the boyfriend and the girlfriend making a police report?
"So lady, what was in your bag? What did you lose?"
"Plastic bag of shit"
"WHAT ??"

*AHAHAHHAHA*

Sunday, April 29, 2007

jason went to ponder at 6:48 pm,
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..expired beauty..

..you can only appreciate the true beauty when you know its expiry date..

Monday, April 23, 2007

jason went to ponder at 5:32 pm,
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..Liu Pei Qi..

Peggy, my very own secondary school classmate is gonna be competing for the Miss Singapore Universe Pageant 2007. DO catch the pageant this sunday, 19th April 2007, 7.30pm! Myself and i am sure many others from AMKSS will be rooting for you, not to mention the army boys from 9 Div Signals too.. You can check out her photos here.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

jason went to ponder at 6:01 pm,
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..my daily read..

"Tying the knot, as it turns out, is a perfect metaphor for marriage.Like knots, relationships can be well-tied or poorly-tied.But no matter how well-tied, they tend to loosen over time.When tied skillfully and periodically monitored,they are able to hold things together, even through turbulent times.And when tied unskillfully or ignored over time,they are unable to contain even the most precious cargo."

Monday, April 09, 2007

jason went to ponder at 3:42 pm,
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.. rag life..

Sting - Fragile

If blood will flow when fresh and steel are one
Drying in the colour of the evening sun
Tomorrow's rain will wash the stains away
But something in our minds will always stay
Perhaps this final act was meant
To clinch a lifetime's argument
That nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could
For all those born beneath an angry star
Lest we forget how fragile we are

On and on the rain will fall
Like tears from a star like tears from a star
On and on the rain will say
How fragile we are how fragile we are

On and on the rain will fall
Like tears from a star like tears from a star
On and on the rain will say
How fragile we are how fragile we are
How fragile we are how fragile we are